








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1155 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1194 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,323 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MojitoM ☁ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | osvaco1 | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | KoKa | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | IbonElSabio | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | ghost go faceit | 62% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | IbonElSabio | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | ghost go faceit | 62% | 21 |
| #6 | #FREERONALDINHO | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | Tore | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | mAR1o | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAR1o | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | IbonElSabio | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghost go faceit | 101 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | mAR1o | 72 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | MojitoM ☁ | 53 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tore | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | KoKa | 37 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghost go faceit | +2.68 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | wopzie- YKz’ | +1.74 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | KoKa | +1.59 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | #FREERONALDINHO | +0.74 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | mAR1o | +0.44 | 66 | 64 |





