








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1285 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 931 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,297 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiKo | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | CUBA-CHUCK ︻デ 一 | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | MAI NAIME IS JEFF!! Hellcase.com | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | maqu1na 💔 | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | xNanoEL6x | 71% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wopzie- YKz’ | 90 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | xNanoEL6x | 75 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tore | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | b1azeD | 53 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | maqu1na 💔 | 52 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiKo | +3.76 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | MAI NAIME IS JEFF!! Hellcase.com | +2.05 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | xNanoEL6x | +1.63 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | ghost go faceit | +1.28 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | wopzie- YKz’ | +0.11 | 74 | 69 |





