








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3166 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3338 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2590 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3531 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,246 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROUND DWELLER (trying now) | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | illu | 65% | 66 |
| #3 | water | 63% | 63 |
| #4 | Erson | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Eternity | 63% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Grubb | 53% | 128 |
| #10 | kudo | 53% | 19 |
| #11 | brad | 52% | 64 |
| #12 | Sundown | 46% | 63 |
| #13 | Nay | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grubb | 37 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Eternity | 18 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | Pain | 17 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | Erson | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Sundown | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grubb | 564 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sundown | 313 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | water | 305 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | brad | 260 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | lincoln with shawty #abraham | 163 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sundown | +3.70 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | illu | +3.62 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | water | +2.65 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | lincoln with shawty #abraham | +2.42 | 93 | 60 |
| #5 | Grubb | +1.33 | 61 | 66 |





