








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5430 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4418 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3478 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,550,632 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1670 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grubb | 36 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Sundown | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Tutel | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Nay | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | FreshMeatForDays | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grubb | 1455 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | Sundown | 1327 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #3 | Tutel | 608 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | kudo | 312 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | FreshMeatForDays | 281 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sundown | +3.28 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | brad | +2.16 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | Grubb | +1.24 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | carsw3ll | +0.82 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Tutel | +0.51 | 84 | 72 |





