








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1505 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 385 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15006 | 24% |
| Smokes | 20293 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 13053 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 14927 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,627,586 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BluFF | 73% | 112 |
| #2 | Bernardâ™› | 68% | 432 |
| #3 | zA | 68% | 385 |
| #4 | BROSEIDON | 65% | 105 |
| #5 | SKT Neoff | 63% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SKT Neoff | 63% | 112 |
| #6 | Lean_ | 62% | 1477 |
| #7 | k4yz | 61% | 412 |
| #8 | Garrison | 56% | 158 |
| #9 | Chooch | 56% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lean_ | 38 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Bernardâ™› | 18 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | k4yz | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | zA | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Chooch | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lean_ | 4466 | 0.15 | 106 min |
| #2 | zA | 1749 | 0.22 | 46 min |
| #3 | Bernardâ™› | 1352 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #4 | k4yz | 709 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #5 | BluFF | 405 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernardâ™› | +2.23 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | zA | +2.03 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Lean_ | +1.42 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | BluFF | +1.37 | 76 | 75 |
| #5 | west side bowling | +1.13 | 76 | 61 |





