








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7814 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6282 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7001 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,830 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ign0r4nC3 | 95% | 41 |
| #2 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | 84% | 101 |
| #3 | Diabetesbruh | 84% | 44 |
| #4 | Memph | 82% | 45 |
| #5 | Yoinkyy | 82% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | korean hannibal | 67% | 93 |
| #15 | Rojo | 64% | 56 |
| #16 | .slow | 61% | 44 |
| #17 | d4j1N | 61% | 74 |
| #18 | walter | 59% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | 17 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | LummyTum | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | walter | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Bunnyy | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Phil | 9 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | 1131 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #2 | d0pefresh | 585 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | walter | 481 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | kyrox | 395 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #5 | korean hannibal | 363 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | +3.87 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Ign0r4nC3 | +3.72 | 97 | 63 |
| #3 | korean hannibal | +3.28 | 85 | 78 |
| #4 | d4j1N | +3.23 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | kyrox | +3.06 | 90 | 78 |





