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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 500 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7453 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7540 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6508 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7012 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,444,941 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnyCPT | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | Lemone | 54% | 185 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 50% | 128 |
| #4 | Steelbone | 50% | 335 |
| #5 | Bundigande | BB | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnyCPT | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | Lemone | 54% | 185 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 50% | 128 |
| #4 | Steelbone | 50% | 335 |
| #5 | Bundigande | BB | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steelbone | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | JonnyCPT | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Lemone | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Bundigande | BB | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnyCPT | 469 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Steelbone | 440 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #3 | Lemone | 386 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Bundigande | BB | 328 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | 209 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemone | +2.07 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | schorsch | +1.46 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | +1.46 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | JonnyCPT | +1.20 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | -0.09 | 76 | 59 |





