








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2919 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4430 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4436 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5919 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,626 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0e | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | ur worst nitemare | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 52% | 129 |
| #4 | Lemone | 50% | 201 |
| #5 | schorsch | 50% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 52% | 129 |
| #4 | Lemone | 50% | 201 |
| #5 | schorsch | 50% | 335 |
| #6 | JonnyCPT | 48% | 112 |
| #7 | Bundigande | BB | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorsch | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | CreepyCorner | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | JonnyCPT | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ur worst nitemare | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | p0e | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorsch | 1289 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Lemone | 407 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | JonnyCPT | 331 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | CreepyCorner | 182 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | ur worst nitemare | 181 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0e | +2.80 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | Lemone | +2.36 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | JonnyCPT | +1.53 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | schorsch | +1.20 | 80 | 72 |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | +0.52 | 75 | 59 |





