








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4963 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5459 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6338 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5808 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,144 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | 73% | 62 |
| #2 | rahyna | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 59% | 131 |
| #4 | Delaever | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | tnuc | 56% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | clippy | 49% | 74 |
| #18 | AintNoWayBruh | 49% | 35 |
| #19 | C0L1N_ | 42% | 55 |
| #20 | Lemone | 39% | 31 |
| #21 | Steelbone | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Texic | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | tnuc | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | vimsy | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | RaiiinZyrox | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | 592 | 0.47 | 17 min |
| #2 | vimsy | 434 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 289 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | tnuc | 288 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | bb | Timonator | 273 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | +4.11 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | Bundigande | BB | +2.86 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | +2.73 | 83 | 39 |
| #4 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | +1.61 | 67 | 46 |
| #5 | schorsch | +1.47 | 81 | 72 |





