








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2562 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2643 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2343 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,345 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeyRox | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | ur worst nitemare | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | schorsch | 54% | 185 |
| #4 | Mariolin | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | 53% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JonnyCPT | 50% | 58 |
| #7 | Steelbone | 50% | 201 |
| #8 | Sul1 | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | GungiGangu | 46% | 28 |
| #10 | Bundigande | BB | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steelbone | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Sul1 | 5 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Mariolin | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | schorsch | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorsch | 695 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Steelbone | 254 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | JonnyCPT | 192 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bundigande | BB | 137 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | 125 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemone | +2.58 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | schorsch | +0.75 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | +0.69 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | JonnyCPT | +0.38 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | Mariolin | +0.03 | 68 | 65 |





