








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2090 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1881 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1470 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1565 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,116 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | schorsch | 57% | 145 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Lemone | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Steelbone | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | schorsch | 57% | 145 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Lemone | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Steelbone | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorsch | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Steelbone | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CreepyCorner | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorsch | 572 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Lemone | 146 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Steelbone | 140 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bundigande | BB | 86 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemone | +1.63 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | JonnyCPT | +1.15 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | schorsch | +1.01 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | Bundigande | BB | +0.91 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | CreepyCorner | -0.48 | 83 | 61 |





