








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 213 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1995 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2775 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,361 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1ďo | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | $timp¥ | 47% | 238 |
| #3 | rdlf | 43% | 56 |
| #4 | Mave | 42% | 64 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KiRT4P | 42% | 55 |
| #6 | Peater555 | 42% | 24 |
| #7 | Bakyt | 42% | 72 |
| #8 | npol20 | 39% | 23 |
| #9 | Mister Fleš | 29% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | $timp¥ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Mave | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $timp¥ | 196 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | rdlf | 151 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bakyt | 118 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mave | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fr1ďo | 60 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $timp¥ | +3.75 | 65 | 62 |
| #2 | npol20 | +3.46 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | Mave | +1.39 | 46 | 58 |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | +1.03 | 37 | 56 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | +0.44 | 59 | 43 |





