








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 958 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 248 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3287 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4075 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2586 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,889,408 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rdlf | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | Mister Fleš | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | npol20 | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | 49% | 162 |
| #5 | Bakyt | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mave | 49% | 45 |
| #7 | [ST]METJU | 47% | 238 |
| #8 | Peater555 | 46% | 41 |
| #9 | Patres | 41% | 46 |
| #10 | KiRT4P | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1ďo | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | npol20 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Peater555 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Patres | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Mave | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ST]METJU | 332 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | 282 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | rdlf | 167 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | npol20 | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bakyt | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $timp¥ | +2.29 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Mave | +2.23 | 39 | 59 |
| #3 | npol20 | +1.02 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | +0.18 | 32 | 59 |
| #5 | Mister Fleš | -0.27 | 63 | 57 |





