








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4428 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2529 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 483 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,034 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SayNoMore | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | ☯︎ TencaTzz | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | ♛ | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | GuM | 61% | 184 |
| #5 | 猴哥牛逼 | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 52% | 31 |
| #14 | zeal | 51% | 65 |
| #15 | King | 50% | 22 |
| #16 | bot frag | 46% | 50 |
| #17 | cR. | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnoopMeow | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | GuM | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Arnab | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | nuts666 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | bot frag | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 971 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #2 | SnoopMeow | 477 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | nuts666 | 418 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | KOOSTA | 366 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | dino | 350 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | +3.56 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | ♛ | +2.87 | 70 | 78 |
| #3 | zeal | +2.63 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | dino | +2.23 | 69 | 76 |
| #5 | bot frag | +0.49 | 69 | 67 |





