








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 930 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1054 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 968 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1223 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,738 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muum1pappa | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Iiro | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | malluG | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Jopsa | 54% | 72 |
| #5 | SenZeJ | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kronomeister | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | risu | 47% | 43 |
| #11 | Väisänen | 46% | 59 |
| #12 | lihapulla27 | 45% | 11 |
| #13 | Makasiin1 | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | risu | 11 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Jopsa | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Iiro | 8 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Väisänen | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | SenZeJ | 4 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAKKO | 200 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jopsa | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kääbik | 78 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Iiro | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | risu | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kääbik | +2.29 | 92 | 47 |
| #2 | SenZeJ | +2.00 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | Väisänen | +1.14 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | Jopsa | +0.99 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | Iiro | +0.81 | 72 | 60 |





