








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1178 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 236 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 993 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,418 of utility $272 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kah-reem | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | shrooney | 58% | 133 |
| #3 | Sky | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | Soul_Lives | 51% | 113 |
| #5 | Whoosh whoosh | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Whoosh whoosh | 49% | 88 |
| #6 | Alden | 49% | 148 |
| #7 | bigzero | 46% | 114 |
| #8 | Loftiez | 45% | 56 |
| #9 | Mez | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigzero | 17 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Alden | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Soul_Lives | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Loftiez | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | shrooney | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alden | 704 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | shrooney | 684 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #3 | Soul_Lives | 435 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | bigzero | 325 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Whoosh whoosh | 293 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky | +4.37 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | shrooney | +3.27 | 86 | 73 |
| #3 | bigzero | +2.39 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | Whoosh whoosh | +1.00 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | kah-reem | -0.06 | 79 | 75 |





