








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6970 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4615 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2644 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4393 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,533,792 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | FromBehind?! | 74% | 38 |
| #3 | weine | 73% | 60 |
| #4 | kommi666 | 69% | 39 |
| #5 | xtnkt | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Sky | 56% | 97 |
| #14 | Alden | 53% | 174 |
| #15 | bigzero | 52% | 145 |
| #16 | jes | 51% | 65 |
| #17 | Loftiez | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soul_Lives | 25 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | bigzero | 19 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Alden | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | TR3Y | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | bango | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alden | 764 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Soul_Lives | 642 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Sky | 473 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | jes | 437 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #5 | fArt | 434 | 0.38 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | +3.32 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | Sky | +2.37 | 90 | 75 |
| #3 | shrooney | +2.23 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | xtnkt | +1.87 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | wyan | +1.80 | 86 | 68 |





