








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3342 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3484 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2180 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2800 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,617 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | freetv | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | w1zard | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Gevin .|. | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Toonifisch | 52% | 93 |
| #9 | ChimZ | 50% | 107 |
| #10 | Bunte Tunte | 47% | 43 |
| #11 | Benken | 46% | 140 |
| #12 | Edfu | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ChimZ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Toonifisch | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | KennyBBM | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Bunte Tunte | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChimZ | 323 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | KennyBBM | 263 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 229 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Benken | 209 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | w1zard | 163 | 0.37 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1zard | +3.19 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | freetv | +2.97 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | +2.57 | 62 | 78 |
| #4 | KennyBBM | +1.26 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | Gevin .|. | +0.85 | 75 | 81 |





