








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2517 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2722 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1567 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1760 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,469 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marCel | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | freetv | 63% | 75 |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | 62% | 63 |
| #4 | Gevin .|. | 59% | 69 |
| #5 | KennyBBM | 58% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | burnz0 | 47% | 38 |
| #10 | Swagsports | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | furiO_os | 44% | 27 |
| #12 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 33% | 12 |
| #13 | ClitCommander | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyBBM | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | freetv | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Gevin .|. | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | marCel | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | WowA | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyBBM | 387 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | smeeeee:d | 297 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Gevin .|. | 243 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | freetv | 200 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | marCel | 159 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnz0 | +4.21 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | freetv | +3.11 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | +1.76 | 66 | 80 |
| #4 | KennyBBM | +1.21 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | Gevin .|. | +0.39 | 81 | 79 |





