








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4001 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2838 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2377 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2816 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,910 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrEaky | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | w1zard | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | marCel | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | Kruger | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | Toonifisch | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | 34 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | marCel | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Bunte Tunte | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Toonifisch | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Edfu | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | 532 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Bunte Tunte | 345 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | marCel | 329 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Edfu | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Toonifisch | 141 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1zard | +3.78 | 55 | 77 |
| #2 | Benken | +1.37 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | marCel | +1.14 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | ChimZ | +0.39 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Kruger | +0.15 | 70 | 66 |





