








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6698 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6689 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4038 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5610 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,287,109 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freetv | 62% | 71 |
| #2 | smeeeee:d | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Gevin .|. | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 58% | 106 |
| #5 | marCel | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 493 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Swagsports | 389 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | 272 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | marCel | 236 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Gevin .|. | 230 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freetv | +3.07 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | KennyBBM | +2.56 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | smeeeee:d | +2.10 | 71 | 78 |
| #4 | t1M | +0.20 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | Gevin .|. | +0.04 | 77 | 79 |





