








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2773 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1459 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4169 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2003 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,452 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ChimZ | 45% | 161 |
| #6 | Zonicol | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | Benken | 43% | 308 |
| #8 | Edfu | 43% | 167 |
| #9 | Toonifisch | 41% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | 45 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Edfu | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ChimZ | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Toonifisch | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | FrEaky | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | 716 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | ChimZ | 564 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Edfu | 352 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | marCel | 187 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Toonifisch | 185 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benken | +1.68 | 65 | 73 |
| #2 | marCel | +1.26 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | Zonicol | +1.16 | 49 | 58 |
| #4 | Kruger | +0.45 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | ChimZ | +0.40 | 66 | 61 |





