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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2096 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2895 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2892 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2828 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,398 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Miyagi | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | SotraNinja | 48% | 250 |
| #3 | Snad | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | Kriposs | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | irl oil rigger | 45% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SotraNinja | 48% | 250 |
| #3 | Snad | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | Kriposs | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | irl oil rigger | 45% | 141 |
| #6 | dennis | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SotraNinja | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | irl oil rigger | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Kriposs | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | dennis | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Snad | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kriposs | 630 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | SotraNinja | 575 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | irl oil rigger | 337 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Snad | 222 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mr.Miyagi | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SotraNinja | +1.26 | 58 | 66 |
| #2 | Mr.Miyagi | +0.71 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Kriposs | +0.52 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | dennis | +0.33 | 62 | 34 |
| #5 | irl oil rigger | -0.31 | 39 | 68 |





