








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4427 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4421 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2154 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3822 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,783 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finesse. | 70% | 69 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 66% | 65 |
| #3 | Rednax- | 66% | 91 |
| #4 | Eniman | 64% | 119 |
| #5 | Gubi.sh | 63% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eniman | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Rednax- | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Finesse. | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | aaronsfury | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 482 | 0.34 | 14 min |
| #2 | Eniman | 461 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Rednax- | 351 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Finesse. | 351 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | aaronsfury | 269 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | +2.63 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | dEnZa | +1.44 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | aaronsfury | +0.89 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | Eniman | +0.88 | 77 | 71 |
| #5 | Rednax- | +0.66 | 85 | 68 |





