








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7786 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6763 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4420 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6460 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,333,916 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1921 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | 77% | 96 |
| #2 | h0ly | 76% | 210 |
| #3 | ✪ Noogey™ | 73% | 265 |
| #4 | Eniman | 73% | 231 |
| #5 | Gubi.sh | 72% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | +3.05 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | +3.00 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | Rednax- | +2.92 | 88 | 72 |
| #4 | Eniman | +2.19 | 80 | 68 |
| #5 | Finesse. | +1.69 | 84 | 63 |





