








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3031 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2323 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1368 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2101 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,057 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen^ | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | NoVa LFT | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | shawnknapp12 | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Philipek | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Marcuzi | 65% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | c0ntr01 | 64% | 14 |
| #8 | Eniman | 62% | 29 |
| #9 | dEnZa | 51% | 45 |
| #10 | blerg | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | RsN | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dEnZa | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Eniman | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Marcuzi | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Philipek | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | RsN | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dEnZa | 284 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #2 | NoVa LFT | 134 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Marcuzi | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Eniman | 108 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gen^ | 107 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen^ | +2.67 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | c0ntr01 | +2.60 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | aaronsfury | +1.99 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Eniman | +1.95 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | Leodyn | +1.60 | 87 | 48 |





