








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 694 | 24% |
| Smokes | 821 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 608 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,369 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Ryan | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | infinity ☾ | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | breezyMS | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | ChelsBells | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | expo | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RGriffer | 111 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Charles Lecroc | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | MrXsinity | 80 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ChelsBells | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hatty | 50 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breezyMS | +2.89 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | Chad Ryan | +2.57 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | Hatty | +0.94 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | SHDYNASTY | +0.82 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Charles Lecroc | +0.54 | 84 | 60 |





