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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 380 | 29% |
| Smokes | 407 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 220 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $92,073 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buzz | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | DOKZ ))) | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | SirahBo$$ | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | nifo | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | birdfromsky | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Vster | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | TMB • WAOO | 33% | 18 |
| #9 | nEMANHA | 0% | 2 |
| #10 | TOP G | 0% | 2 |
| #11 | kronoW | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | TMB • WAOO | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | TMB • WAOO | 62 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | nifo | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | birdfromsky | 31 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | DOKZ ))) | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirahBo$$ | +2.14 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Vster | +1.45 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Kristou | +0.25 | 91 | 71 |
| #4 | nifo | +0.16 | 93 | 65 |
| #5 | TMB • WAOO | +0.06 | 69 | 75 |





