








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 368 | 21% |
| Smokes | 469 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 492 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 423 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,964 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ming-.- | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nifo | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | birdfromsky | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | kronoW | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Buzz | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TMB • WAOO | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | IceBerg | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | SirahBo$$ | 45% | 20 |
| #10 | Kristou | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | Vster | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TMB • WAOO | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 76 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | nifo | 64 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kristou | 60 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | SirahBo$$ | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | TMB • WAOO | 43 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tOPZ | +5.98 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | SirahBo$$ | +2.96 | 88 | 68 |
| #3 | nifo | +1.80 | 91 | 68 |
| #4 | TMB • WAOO | +0.38 | 76 | 78 |
| #5 | DOKZ ))) | -0.01 | 81 | 62 |





