








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 789 | 26% |
| Smokes | 852 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 665 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 738 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,779 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buzz | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Zyphon | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | TOP G | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | SirahBo$$ | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | DOKZ ))) | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | birdfromsky | 50% | 10 |
| #11 | TMB • WAOO | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | Chr1zN | 45% | 11 |
| #13 | Kristou | 43% | 14 |
| #14 | Staehr | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1zN | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Buzz | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 73 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Staehr | 55 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | birdfromsky | 52 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | TMB • WAOO | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kristou | 40 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tOPZ | +5.98 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | Buzz | +3.80 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | Zyphon | +3.21 | 91 | 73 |
| #4 | TOP G | +3.02 | 87 | 62 |
| #5 | jabbi | +2.10 | 93 | 79 |





