








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 25% |
| Smokes | 565 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,138 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CA | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Conrad cs.money | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | DOKZ ))) | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | SirahBo$$ | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | nifo | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | IceBerg | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Buzz | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | Vster | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Kristou | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | kronoW | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SirahBo$$ | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceBerg | 58 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kristou | 53 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | nifo | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Buzz | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | SirahBo$$ | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirahBo$$ | +1.66 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | Vster | +1.45 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | nifo | +1.17 | 92 | 72 |
| #4 | Buzz | +1.08 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | Kristou | +0.62 | 92 | 73 |





