








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2895 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1672 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1286 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1935 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $855,280 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2018 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | omizzzle | 54% | 46 |
| #6 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 50% | 94 |
| #7 | Trid | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | nleo1337 | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | nLeo | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 24 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | SoldACat4Ket | 24 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | mdma | 23 | 0.0170 |
| #4 | omizzzle | 20 | 0.0215 |
| #5 | Trid | 11 | 0.0266 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 211 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | SoldACat4Ket | 183 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | mdma | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Trid | 111 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | omizzzle | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nleo1337 | +3.68 | 78 | 39 |
| #2 | nLeo | +3.26 | 82 | 41 |
| #3 | mdma | +2.75 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | bozo | +1.91 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | Washed Chuwie | +1.74 | 81 | 53 |





