








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1688 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4125 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2577 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2462 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,171,691 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoldACat4Ket | 45 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | mdma | 39 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 33 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | Trid | 17 | 0.0457 |
| #5 | malia | 13 | 0.0200 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoldACat4Ket | 322 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | mdma | 206 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 178 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Washed Chuwie | 163 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Trid | 95 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLeo | +3.71 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | mdma | +3.27 | 64 | 53 |
| #3 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | +2.35 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | malia | +1.46 | 58 | 33 |
| #5 | Washed Chuwie | +0.81 | 85 | 53 |





