








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1402 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1800 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1786 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,367 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ich | 55% | 137 |
| #5 | t0bl | 55% | 66 |
| #6 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 53% | 148 |
| #7 | d9JESUSx} | 53% | 139 |
| #8 | DIFDD Raumice | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d9JESUSx} | 481 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 370 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | p1n | 296 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | t0bl | 256 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | SnF- | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1n | +1.80 | 71 | 83 |
| #2 | d9JESUSx} | +1.05 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | t0bl | +0.85 | 76 | 87 |
| #4 | [crACEy]124dieAuto | +0.74 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | SnF- | +0.64 | 86 | 61 |





