








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 464 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7654 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6819 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6393 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6205 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,191 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 923 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dani | 74% | 34 |
| #2 | Ich | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | alexrevencu22 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | SnF- | 55% | 278 |
| #5 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 55% | 460 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 55% | 460 |
| #6 | t0bl | 55% | 284 |
| #7 | p1n | 54% | 265 |
| #8 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 53% | 89 |
| #9 | [crACEy]124dieAuto | 53% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1n | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | t0bl | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | SnF- | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xplor3r (Profi-Pizza) | 1170 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #2 | t0bl | 1157 | 0.18 | 37 min |
| #3 | p1n | 1094 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #4 | SnF- | 428 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | [crACEy]124dieAuto | 215 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d9JESUSx} | +1.51 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | p1n | +0.88 | 72 | 79 |
| #3 | SnF- | +0.53 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | t0bl | +0.34 | 75 | 86 |
| #5 | [crACEy]124dieAuto | -0.18 | 69 | 61 |





