








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2184 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2776 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1856 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1699 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,323 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pko | 67% | 90 |
| #2 | HB ^v^ | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | deNde_ | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | RobertosAmigos | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | daffY🗲 | 59% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | GSektor | 51% | 43 |
| #11 | nyomod | 50% | 28 |
| #12 | eLem | 48% | 23 |
| #13 | siginho | 44% | 57 |
| #14 | sus fis | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daffY🗲 | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Pko | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | HB ^v^ | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | ツSupraPEEKツßE/\//\/Y | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daffY🗲 | 444 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Pko | 421 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 227 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | ツSupraPEEKツßE/\//\/Y | 210 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Marcus | 150 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deNde_ | +4.01 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | eLem | +1.50 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | ツSupraPEEKツßE/\//\/Y | +1.49 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | GSektor | +1.21 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | NoTimeToExplain | +1.02 | 77 | 73 |





