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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4418 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5317 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5892 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5273 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,669 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr4k1 | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | Kriminell | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | kaktusz | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 50% | 241 |
| #5 | nyomod | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | eLem | 41% | 29 |
| #11 | Zselés Dong | 40% | 25 |
| #12 | siginho | 40% | 96 |
| #13 | GSektor | 40% | 81 |
| #14 | Sinya` | 39% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | kaktusz | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Sinya` | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | tr4k1 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | nyomod | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 696 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Sinya` | 252 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | GSektor | 244 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | kaktusz | 174 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | steveemeisteR >.< | 146 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | +1.81 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | siginho | +1.22 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | GSektor | +0.99 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | eLem | +0.98 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ SkyGod.- | +0.72 | 73 | 62 |





