








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 741 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6631 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5251 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6077 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6830 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,934 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | humblie | 81% | 47 |
| #2 | 7am | 72% | 86 |
| #3 | Trent Tripp | 64% | 67 |
| #4 | Portu | 63% | 56 |
| #5 | Drugga | 58% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | linK | 56% | 91 |
| #7 | gb | 56% | 131 |
| #8 | 1,000 Denials | 55% | 38 |
| #9 | Ryder5k | 54% | 85 |
| #10 | M I L K | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drugga | 25 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | gb | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | linK | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Ryder5k | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | 7am | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drugga | 716 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ryder5k | 383 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | linK | 289 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | 1,000 Denials | 256 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | gb | 221 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | +3.42 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | humblie | +3.14 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | bye 👋🙂 | +2.07 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | Portu | +1.82 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | M I L K | +1.50 | 88 | 48 |





