








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8031 | 20% |
| Smokes | 12392 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8821 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10230 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,129,201 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 88% | 86 |
| #2 | K4rnage | 87% | 94 |
| #3 | Matt | 81% | 139 |
| #4 | Simply Regret | 80% | 115 |
| #5 | kylito | 78% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | egg ✮⋆˙ | 72% | 181 |
| #10 | bye 👋🙂 | 72% | 86 |
| #11 | ツ Scout ツ | 70% | 86 |
| #12 | kita | 58% | 125 |
| #13 | Exodia | TRADING | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speshal Forces | 44 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Pathetic Jon | 28 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | kylito | 28 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | kita | 21 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | bye 👋🙂 | 15 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pathetic Jon | 1097 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | kylito | 639 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | Speshal Forces | 582 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | K4rnage | 479 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #5 | techyyy | 438 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | +5.79 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | K4rnage | +3.67 | 88 | 70 |
| #3 | Pathetic Jon | +3.28 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | kylito | +2.35 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | ツ Scout ツ | +2.32 | 93 | 63 |





