








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 479 matches | ||
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6170 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2957 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4144 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6228 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,590,984 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snookerdoodle | 65% | 82 |
| #2 | bye 👋🙂 | 64% | 67 |
| #3 | POSSUMATOR | 62% | 120 |
| #4 | humblie | 60% | 129 |
| #5 | nuke | 55% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snookerdoodle | 65% | 82 |
| #2 | bye 👋🙂 | 64% | 67 |
| #3 | POSSUMATOR | 62% | 120 |
| #4 | humblie | 60% | 129 |
| #5 | nuke | 55% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke | 38 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | snookerdoodle | 14 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | humblie | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | bye 👋🙂 | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | POSSUMATOR | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke | 786 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | bye 👋🙂 | 286 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | snookerdoodle | 245 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | POSSUMATOR | 191 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | humblie | 149 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | humblie | +3.24 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | POSSUMATOR | +2.73 | 83 | 38 |
| #3 | bye 👋🙂 | +2.33 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | Trent Tripp | +1.86 | 84 | 52 |
| #5 | nuke | +1.66 | 70 | 64 |





