








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Faceit | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10749 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7584 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7876 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6989 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,050,335 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyz | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | Portu | 58% | 74 |
| #3 | bye 👋🙂 | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | Saint | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Scaks | 51% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ryder5k | 47% | 72 |
| #9 | Drugga | 47% | 96 |
| #10 | Killj0y | 46% | 108 |
| #11 | JoeyTheBiggest | 44% | 96 |
| #12 | wanerikz | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bye 👋🙂 | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Saint | 9 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | sebzera | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Drugga | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Killj0y | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeyTheBiggest | 525 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | Killj0y | 497 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | Drugga | 392 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ryder5k | 331 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | sebzera | 313 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | linK | +1.33 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | Portu | +1.13 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | bye 👋🙂 | +1.07 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | Saint | +0.89 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | Keyz | +0.82 | 75 | 60 |





