








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,085 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2577 | 38% |
| Smokes | 328 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 2111 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1752 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,684 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2095 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigman | 66% | 178 |
| #2 | rip | 65% | 66 |
| #3 | dem dead | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Rickard.F_03 | 61% | 76 |
| #5 | Johjan75 | 59% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dem dead | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Rickard.F_03 | 61% | 76 |
| #5 | Johjan75 | 59% | 63 |
| #6 | MAXI | 56% | 34 |
| #7 | Lars Johan | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigman | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | MAXI | 12 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | Rickard.F_03 | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | rip | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | dem dead | 7 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigman | 297 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | rip | 209 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Johjan75 | 139 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rickard.F_03 | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MAXI | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bbl amo | +4.23 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | Johjan75 | +3.57 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | bigman | +1.88 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | rip | -0.28 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | dem dead | -0.85 | 70 | 39 |





