








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2552 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2232 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1835 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,564 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bbl amo | 65% | 66 |
| #2 | bigman | 57% | 152 |
| #3 | Johjan75 | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | Lars Johan | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | dem dead | 51% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Johjan75 | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | Lars Johan | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | dem dead | 51% | 51 |
| #6 | Rickard.F_03 | 46% | 71 |
| #7 | ohlsonz | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigman | 21 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Rickard.F_03 | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | dem dead | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Johjan75 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Lars Johan | 4 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigman | 357 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Johjan75 | 244 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | bbl amo | 231 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rickard.F_03 | 120 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | dem dead | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bbl amo | +4.48 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | Johjan75 | +3.63 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | bigman | +2.64 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | rip | -0.41 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | Rickard.F_03 | -0.50 | 52 | 49 |





