








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10371 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6035 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4036 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5693 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,515 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2003 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOBBYSMOKE | 86% | 43 |
| #2 | BBruse | 70% | 79 |
| #3 | t8te | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | prospekt | 66% | 87 |
| #5 | Stewie2Dads | 61% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | eekum bokum | 56% | 109 |
| #9 | Jax | 54% | 101 |
| #10 | pZ | 54% | 102 |
| #11 | Roger that. | 51% | 41 |
| #12 | atomic | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOP50OWEN | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | roboscob | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Jax | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | pZ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | prospekt | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOP50OWEN | 1849 | 0.22 | 48 min |
| #2 | eekum bokum | 559 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | Stewie2Dads | 365 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | BBruse | 345 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | pZ | 317 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOBBYSMOKE | +3.16 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | BBruse | +2.43 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | prospekt | +1.98 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | J13K | +1.77 | 84 | 69 |
| #5 | roboscob | +1.53 | 79 | 54 |





