








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 148 | 30% |
| Smokes | 127 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 145 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 68 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,619 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koorkie ☭ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Slane | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | crit^ | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | FlyFaster | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | niklasf1 | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FlyFaster | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | niklasf1 | 44% | 45 |
| #6 | aydrod | 36% | 25 |
| #7 | Flo | 32% | 19 |
| #8 | Nils | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlyFaster | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | niklasf1 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Koorkie ☭ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niklasf1 | 200 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Koorkie ☭ | 63 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | FlyFaster | 61 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Flo | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Slane | 56 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koorkie ☭ | +5.29 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Nils | +3.90 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | niklasf1 | +1.76 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | Flo | +1.37 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | FlyFaster | +0.73 | 52 | 57 |





