








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 893 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1259 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1016 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,193 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlyFaster | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Tachyon | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Slane | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | niklasf1 | 57% | 76 |
| #5 | aydrod | 53% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Slane | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | niklasf1 | 57% | 76 |
| #5 | aydrod | 53% | 79 |
| #6 | crit^ | 52% | 58 |
| #7 | Flo | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crit^ | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Flo | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | FlyFaster | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | aydrod | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niklasf1 | 338 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | aydrod | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Flo | 100 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | FlyFaster | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | crit^ | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koorkie ☭ | +3.34 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Flo | +2.37 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | niklasf1 | +1.82 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | Slane | +0.62 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | FlyFaster | +0.10 | 55 | 59 |





