








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1867 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3947 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4892 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6301 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5277 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,730,443 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduard Laser | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | Dutyman7 | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Firefly | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | WlanKabel | 49% | 330 |
| #5 | jBrix | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | karamell | 46% | 503 |
| #9 | Hate | 42% | 74 |
| #10 | FlinkesWiesel | 40% | 91 |
| #11 | dasschaaff | 35% | 51 |
| #12 | βͺ Kago | 29% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkadi | 32 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | karamell | 31 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | WlanKabel | 26 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | jBrix | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Dutyman7 | 8 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karamell | 857 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #2 | WlanKabel | 846 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | Arkadi | 704 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | β
ππ ππππ π | 426 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | FlinkesWiesel | 301 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akira | +4.26 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Eduard Laser | +3.44 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | Firefly | +1.03 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | β
ππ ππππ π | +0.35 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | Dutyman7 | +0.23 | 50 | 69 |





