








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1360 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1376 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1587 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,242,927 of utility $290 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduard Laser | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | 米洛什 Alucard - InSaNeE | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | karamell | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Arkadi | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | Akira | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WlanKabel | 448 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Arkadi | 419 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Akira | 303 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | karamell | 299 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | 米洛什 Alucard - InSaNeE | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 米洛什 Alucard - InSaNeE | +4.88 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Akira | +4.81 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Eduard Laser | +4.04 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | WlanKabel | +1.23 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | jBrix | -0.87 | 58 | 58 |





