








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




215 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9232 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8821 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9193 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7371 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,386,358 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 926 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduard Laser | 61% | 75 |
| #2 | η±³ζ΄δ» Alucard - InSaNeE | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Akira | 49% | 330 |
| #4 | β
ππ ππππ π | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | jBrix | 47% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkadi | 160 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | karamell | 45 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Akira | 43 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | jBrix | 19 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | η±³ζ΄δ» Alucard - InSaNeE | 11 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkadi | 2166 | 0.14 | 45 min |
| #2 | karamell | 772 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | Akira | 750 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #4 | β
ππ ππππ π | 315 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | jBrix | 297 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akira | +5.13 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | η±³ζ΄δ» Alucard - InSaNeE | +4.51 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Eduard Laser | +3.14 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | β
ππ ππππ π | +1.81 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | WlanKabel | +0.67 | 48 | 62 |





