








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3070 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2753 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3243 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,448 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LatE | 55% | 99 |
| #2 | rusinakulli | 52% | 83 |
| #3 | naiTiF | 50% | 161 |
| #4 | Yoda | 50% | 239 |
| #5 | AsseriX | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naiTiF | 20 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | k0ira | 16 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | -=ATF=-Zhilka | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | DemariHOMO | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoda | 1104 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | DemariHOMO | 648 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | k0ira | 352 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | 284 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | naiTiF | 281 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LatE | +2.46 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | ✪ Santander #RoadToFuckYou | +1.74 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | Yoda | +1.57 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | k0ira | +1.40 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | DemariHOMO | +1.20 | 70 | 71 |





